i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
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We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
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I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Damn victory sex feels great
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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