she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
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Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
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Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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