i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
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