i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Randomize
