Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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