Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
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