No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
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I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
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You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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