508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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