You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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