Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Randomize
