Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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