this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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