i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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