we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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