their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
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She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
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She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
Randomize