The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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