there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
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I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
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You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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