he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
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Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
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I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I'm experimenting with sincerity
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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