Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
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Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
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I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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