I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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