Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
