literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
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I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
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He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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