Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
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not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
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Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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