clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I love how my cats smell like pot.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
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