how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
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I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
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In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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