I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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