dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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