Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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