yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
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I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
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He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
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Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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