I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
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Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
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Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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