I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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