But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
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Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
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From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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