Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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