Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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