I have demons in me.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
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He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
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her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I just want nice things and good sex
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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