Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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