I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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