so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
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