DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
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She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
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dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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