At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
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walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
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Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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