They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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