Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
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I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
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She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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