Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I'm jealous of your bromance
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
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Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
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I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
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