i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
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You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
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Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick