when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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