I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
We are all done wearing pants today
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I'm always down for nudity.
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