last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Randomize
