Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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