Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
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