So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
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Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
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I pour the whiskey from now on
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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