Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
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