Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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