do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
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She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
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Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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