she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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