Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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