his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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