We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
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Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
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No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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