What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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