when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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